The BBQ sword—perfect for making an Athos out of yourself in the back yard.

From the helpful spec sheet:
  • This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.
  • This is not a toy!
  • Only use this product for cooking
  • Sharp prongs can be dangerous
  • Do not use while under the influence of alcohol
  • Keep away from children
  • Must not be used to settle a duel
  • Makes sausages sizzle and ladies swoon!
  • Sausage not included